Ode to a dog

Oh Maddy dog, Oh Maddy dog,
You are so fat and dumb and hairy.
How you love to lick yourself at 3AM,
and clean the plates at breakfast.

You are the only dog I know who
can hump on command.
Or chase your own foot with such gusto
and grace.



I love your big brown eyes, and how
you love to cuddle at bedtime.
Such personality I've never
seen before in a dog.

You are Golden and warm and fuzzy,
with lots of love to give us.
We couldn't ask for a better dog
for whom we share our life with.